I thought it might give my blog a nice topical touch
To draw some people who I see on The Internet so much.
So here are three guys who stuck in my mind
From among other people whom I did find.
I haven't quite figured this guy out,
But he is unflappable, there's no doubt!
David Icke (pronounced 'Ike')
Partly a visionary and partly a wank,
He has a british accent, which is really swank!
His financial forecasts can be so bleak,
And yet the funny bone he doth tweak!
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My pencil is smoking, it's really hot,
I must continue this feature next month -- o r n o t --